The Price Is Right. It just isn't right no more.
I don't like this New Fangled Price Is Right. I don't trust Drew Carey's encouragement of my abilities to spin the wheel or bid on a showcase. The way he grips the thin microphone is just unholy and wrong. I bet you that they didn't even give him a new microphone so that he wouldn't taint the spirit of Bob Barker.
At least Bob Barker would get excited for you. Even if you messed up he'd give you that reaffirming back pat off the stage so that you could say to yourself, "Hey! I tried.". Carey does some wack ass wave you off shit. Screw your wave Drew! Be a man! Give me a back pat! Even when you win the showcase he's on some, "Yay. You won". No! Forget that! I expect pandemoium and Bob Barker-ish charm not some crew cut having man horse poo.
I have also noticed that my Black brothers and sisters do not handle showcase bids too well. I have watched several episodes during my laid off vacation, and noticed that we underbid like HELL on showcase values. The best part is when we walk off after losing with the eye roll/quick step to the left move after Sally "BlondeHead" does the totally inappropiate jump up and down move all over the stage and knocking over podiums.
Also I hate that jerk that does the "one dollar" bid and the "I'll go one dollar over your amount and steal your win" bid. Ass , you know that blue crystal dining set is not worth one dollar for one and secondly you try that one dollar more than me stuff on the show and win because I will take my Price Is Right name tag and slice your face open, choke you with my college affliated T-Shirt and spit in your eyes.
That is all.
Enjoy your afternoon friends.
1 comment:
we gotta get u a gig hunny. miss u!
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